Archive for September, 2008

A fifty one yard boot …

September 12, 2008

Will we have another this weekend?


Title IX on roids

September 11, 2008

Seeking to beef up his run game, Michigan coach Rich Rodriguez held tryouts for members of Michigan’s womens’ rugby team Wednesday evening. Rodriguez, disappointed in his squad’s unimpressive win over Miami (Roethlisberger) last week, expects several female ruggers to see significant playing time against Notre Dame Saturday.

“They ain’t pretty,” said Rodriguez. “But one of ’em used to date Jake Long. We think that’s at least good for something.”

Michigan certainly could use the help. It is averaging just over 100 yards rushing and faces a rejuvenated Notre Dame defense. The Irish, led by Jon Tenuta and recovering Skunkbear Corwin Brown, blitzed everyone but Brian Polian during last week’s win over San Diego State. They don’t seem worried about the ladies of Ann Arbor.

“We had the fellas practice against the BP Interhall squad this week,” said Tenuta, venison grease dripping from his chin. “They shouldn’t have a problem Saturday.”


September 10, 2008

Let’s hope Friday’s pep rally is just like this one …

To Hell with Michigan

September 10, 2008

Kick to ’em Bo …

… try it again!