Archive for December, 2008

Six words for ’08

December 10, 2008

During my bi-annual skimming of USA Today last week, I came across something that fit well with this year’s slowly dying Notre Dame football season. It was a brief review of a book that asked people – both real and celebrity – to describe their life in only six words. Since we didn’t see anything from Charlie and Co., we’ve written a few possible responses for them …

Jimmy was better before hair cut.

See Armando run, see Charlie fall.

Michael Floyd can bear my children.

They can’t throw snowballs in Hawaii.

Notre Dame Football is schematically advantageous.

At least the Skunkbears suck more.


December 1, 2008



December 1, 2008

Maybe all this under-performing Irish team needs is a little motivation.  Dr. Lou wasn’t available, so we brought the next best thing:

I don’t know whats worse: that speech or knowing that the Criminoles would likely kick the shit out of Weis’ under-performing Irish team after listening to that drivel.